School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via hate)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via encourage)

benefits to dating me

  • you have no competition
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  • that’s about it actually
  • but i think it’s a good point

(Source: continello, via sorry)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via pizza)