berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

(Source: kelly-kapoor, via lifeischeer)

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(Source: jacko-plantern, via c0smicxl0ve)

surprisebitch:

"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"

*steals your phone*

"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"

WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN

(Source: surprisebitch, via asian)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via encourage)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via encourage)