rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

(via lookingforafucktogive)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: maboukes, via giggle)

allteensrelate:

How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?

(via relevare)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via sorry)

reincarnates:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

(Source: carbonite, via encourage)