yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via inbox)

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

(via inbox)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via inbox)

disneyismyescape:

“experience required”

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE IF EVERY SINGLE JOB REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE EXPERIENCE UGH. 

(via lovelaughterandjoy)